biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

looksmokin:

i-can-do-tricks:

priboltao:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Alternate timeline where everything’s the same except every fictional character has a different name

People in the notes going “Super Mario and the Chamber of Secrets” or “Dora the Explorer and the Goblet of Fire”

I was thinking more along the lines of

Henry Porter and his friends, Remy Wesley and Harriet Gauger

Or Super Michael and his brother, Luis

Rosa the Explorer

Twilight, a love story between Edwin Cooler and Isadora Jawan

The show Friends, with our six beloved characters: Rochelle, Monique, Phoenyx, Joel, Roscoe and Channing

this is the only good addition to this post

Dumpsterfire roared, “DID YA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE LARRY”

the only other good addition

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lostandstilllost:

scottymouth:

concernedacfan:

brendanohreallyilikeit:

dracunculia:

zennistrad:

maxiesatanofficial:

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

FUCKING WHAT

Wait what

In case if yall don’t think its true…..

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

the FUCK

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brunhiddensmusings:

planetofjunk:

eswilew:

“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic”

These shorts really are the best thing to have happened to Mickey’s character in ages.

you say this without acknowledging this was about taking goofy to see ‘potato land’ which he assumed was an amusement park (which was really a welcome to idaho sign) and his lifelong dream, so they have to BUILD a potato themed amusement park before goofy woke up from a nap

there was an entire episode (season one, episode one) where mickey and donald were denied service at a takeout restaurant because mickey has no shirt and donald has no pants so to get food they have to combine outfits, leaving one of them naked in a bush

or that they had an episode addressing goofy being a dog, and entering him in a dog show pluto was supposed to be in because he injured pluto rendering him unable to enter

and that on the command ‘beg’ he says ‘please take me back, i can change, she meant nothing to me’

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bibliophileap:

bibliophileap:

chasertiff:

erencomeoutofthebasement:

chasertiff:

chasertiff:

chamber of secrets au where fred and george steal ginny’s diary bc “haha ginny why are you keeping a diary omg its old and blank” and they just start drawing dicks in it and then the dicks fade off the paper and fred and george just look at each other and go “omg infinite dicks” so they draw dicks on it all year until the diary literally ink vomits itself to death bc tom riddle cant handle the dicks anymore and no one ever opened the chamber of secrets and fred and george destroyed the very first horcrux the end

This is my legacy

#dicksoutfortomriddle

in 124,000 notes no one has added a caption so completely wonderful and succint and beautiful and goddamn perfect ive been laughing for 15 years thank you

diary: stolen
pages: self-erasing
dicks: out

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE HORCRUX

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